...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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