Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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