I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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