how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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