A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Where is the hickey?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Randomize
