I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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