I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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