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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it

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• (209): View more from California

  it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.

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• (619): View more from California

  You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.

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• (818): View more from California

  I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.

  (443): View more from Maryland

  hey man, it was for science okay.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.

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• (716): View more from New York

  She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.

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