You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
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I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested