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• (520): View more from Arizona

  i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days

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  Sounds like the perfect vacation

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH

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• (904): View more from Florida

  show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened

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• (347): View more from New York

  I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Han Solo would be ashamed of me.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.

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• (714): View more from California

  We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.

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