But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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