So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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