My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Randomize
