He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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