You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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