The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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