It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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