you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Acid is not a monday night drug
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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