I'd wear matching sweaters with you
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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