whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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