So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
