he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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Actions speak louder than pants.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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