His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We have started to decorate penises.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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