whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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