but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
A bitchslap is in order.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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