am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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