We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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