Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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