Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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