oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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