break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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