how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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