I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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