That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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