Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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