its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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