I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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