Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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