How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I think I just sharted jello shots
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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