Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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