U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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