hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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