I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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