I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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