Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
