It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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