I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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