The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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