Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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