Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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