I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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