when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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