And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
