Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
