i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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