I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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