why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
