fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
